If Louise Etheridge had a middle name, which she does, it would be Lazy Bastard. Rejecting a multitude of proper jobs, Louise has alighted upon a precarious freelance copywriting existence which means she doesn’t have to get dressed for work. Louise spends her days conserving her energy, writing unpleasant poetry and lists that start with things like “If I had a pack of magic bears, I would…..”. Louise is not bad at writing funny lyrics and she enjoys a lovely sprint. She was once nicknamed “The Rocket.” Louise is the Dirty Carol most likely to enjoy a nice sit down.