Our Lorna

Todder Lorna writing a blackmail letter

Toddler Lorna writing a blackmail letter

Lorna Bannister is a thwarted fine artist whose resentment of other fine artists is inversely proportional to the effort she puts in to doing any art. Living in hippy squalor, Comet Lorna sheds a trail of old fag ends, joss sticks and tie-dye knickers on each trip to the fridge for another wee drinkie. Lorna is clever at painting and will dab you with gilt if you don’t run fast enough. Despite her warmth and adventurousness she has avoided jail so far.

Lorna is the Dirty Carol most likely to get totally pissed with you and be your best friend forever.